Life's Lessons

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  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [size=+0] Life' Lesson[/size]



    [size=+0] The Poodle ...... And the leopard [/size]


    [size=+0]A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her [/size][size=+0]faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company. [/size]

    [size=+0]One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles [/size][size=+0]discovers that he's lost. [/size]
    [size=+0]Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with[/size][size=+0] the intention of having lunch. [/size]

    [size=+0]The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some [/size][size=+0]bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the[/size]
    [size=+0]bones with his back to the approaching cat. [/size]

    [size=+0]Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,[/size][size=+0] that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"[/size]


    [size=+0]Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of[/size][size=+0] terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.[/size][size=+0] "Whew!", says the leopard. "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"[/size]


    [size=+0]Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby[/size][size=+0] tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for[/size][size=+0] protection from the leopard. [/size]
    [size=+0]So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with[/size][size=+0] great speed, and figures that something must be up. [/size]

    [size=+0]The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a[/size][size=+0] deal for himself with the leopard. [/size]
    [size=+0]The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,[/size][size=+0] monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving[/size][size=+0] canine![/size]

    [size=+0]Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and[/size][size=+0] thinks, "What am I going to do now?" but instead of running, the dog sits[/size]
    [size=+0]down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and[/size][size=+0] just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. [/size]

    [size=+0]"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another[/size][size=+0] leopard![/size]

    [size=+0] Moral of this story....[/size]

    [size=+0] Don't mess with old farts... [/size]

    [size=+0] Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! [/size]
    [size=+0] BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.[/size]
     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Bill, I get a chuckle out of this every time I read it. My youngest son (14 year old) still hasn't learn that it's hard to trick the old man. MT is the youngest of 7 kids-they never succeeded, don't know why he thinks he can (must be the Scottish determination in him).[​IMG]

    Also reminds me of an old t-shirt that I used to have-

    "If you can't baffle them with your brilliance-Dazzle them with your bull!!"
     
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    yep! that's a good one!

    [​IMG]
     
  5. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one Bill....[​IMG]
     
  6. mrgrumpy

    mrgrumpy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    NC
    Who you calling an old fart????

    I resemble that remark ! ! ! !

    good one, I will have to remember that one, and let the old young ones read it, and see if they are wising up yet....

    Bill
     

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