Just for $hits and giggles

[gmc2003]

I've read a few stories lately related to dishes requested by death row inmates. Some are strange - while others are pretty extravagant. So I was thinking what would I request if I was in their situation.

So here's my question:
Imagine if you were on death row. What would your last meal request be?

Chris

 

[Hawging It]

Saint Louis ribs smoked on a stick burner. Baked beans, potato salad, corn on the cob, fried okra, garlic bread, Key Lime pie and sweet ice tea to wash it all down!!

 

[drdon]

Something that takes weeks to brine....gives me a few more days! Maybe a hundred year old egg. Otherwise Pulled pork with LOTS of bark, Mac&Cheese, Baked Okra, a bottle of Opus One and Caesar salad. (Just for something healthy)
Don

 

[chopsaw]

Hops and Barley soup , served in a frosted mug .

 

[GaryHibbert]

Roast beef, slowly smoked to a nice medium. A great big bowl of Yorkshire Pudding, and gravey from the beef drippings. Since I'm about to be fried, no veggies--they'd just take up valuable room on the plate. Followed by a BIG slab of Sweet Potato Pie topped with cinnamon whipped cream.
Gary

 

[chef jimmyj]

A Dozen Escarcot, with a Crusty Baguette.
A Half Dozen Cajun Fried Frogs Legs, with Fried Green Tomatoes and a Remolade dipping sauce.
A Kobe Filet Rossini...A Rare Kobe A5 Filet on a thick slice of Fresh Bread, topped with a slab of Medium Foie Gras and a rich Madeira Sauce...JJ

 

[6GRILLZNTN]

Filet Mignon, baked potato, and grilled asparagus. Finally, a whole apple pie with a hacksaw blade buried in it!

 

[smokerjim]

a big ole plate of sea scallops with some smoked ribs, now that's a meal I can go to death row for! now you got me thinking

 

[oldsmokerdude]

Well, I have (as my grandmother used to say) "the diabetes". So I would request a box each of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls and Oatmeal Pies, a (whole) pumpkin pie with whipped cream, a dozen home-made ranger cookies, A real coke (make it a six pack) with all the sugar in it, and for desert, a box of frosted flakes and milk.

 

[SouthernSmoked]

5 lbs of boiled crawfish as an appetizer, a cup of turtle soup, a bowl of chicken/andouille gumbo, fried red fish, and for dessert a big slice of hot pecan pie with a tall glass of ice cold milk and a big scoop of Blue Belle Homemade Vanilla ice cream on the side.

 

[JckDanls 07]

"ONE OF EVERYTHING" ... PLEASE

JJ.. speaking of fried green tomatoes ... Just did up a batch tonight for dinner ...

 

[6GRILLZNTN]

5 lbs of boiled crawfish as an appetizer, a cup of turtle soup, a bowl of chicken/andouille gumbo, fried red fish, and for dessert a big slice of hot pecan pie with a tall glass of ice cold milk and a big scoop of Blue Belle Homemade Vanilla ice cream on the side.

That's what I'm talking about.

 

[chopsaw]

Well, I have (as my grandmother used to say) "the diabetes". So I would request a box each of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls and Oatmeal Pies, a (whole) pumpkin pie with whipped cream, a dozen home-made ranger cookies, A real coke (make it a six pack) with all the sugar in it, and for desert, a box of frosted flakes and milk.

And you get a surprised pardon on the last bite .

 

[Odysseus]

Two bone-in beef short ribs (smoked on a stick burner) with roasted yellow squash slices, an order of salmon belly sashimi with avocado slices, and served with a pint of Old Rasputin. For dessert, a chocolate creme brulee served with a glass of 40 year port.

 

[S-met]

Last meal - lets push limits on the endangered list. Note: I do not condone eating endangered species, but we are talking hypotheticals here. And if I land myself on death row, I'm probably not the same upstanding person I am today.

Baby rhino chili verde
Stuffed spotted owl (angel wings)
Grilled Giant panda heart with chimichurri sauce
Seared Polar bear rib eye
Snow leopard laab
And a Sasquatch - spit roasted whole over an open fire.

 

[6GRILLZNTN]

Last meal - lets push limits on the endangered list. Note: I do not condone eating endangered species, but we are talking hypotheticals here. And if I land myself on death row, I'm probably not the same upstanding person I am today.

Baby rhino chili verde
Stuffed spotted owl (angel wings)
Grilled Giant panda heart with chimichurri sauce
Seared Polar bear rib eye
Snow leopard laab
And a Sasquatch - spit roasted whole over an open fire.

I've always heard bigfoot over an open fire was pretty tasty with the right marinade!

 

[forktender]

Fried Abalone with lots of fresh lemon wedges and tartar sauce, garlic pesto on bow tie pasta, garden salad, with a loaf of excellent sourdough bread, and homemade butter, with Grandma's cannoli.
After that meal I'd be ready to die, well maybe after a nice cup or two of Espresso, and some tiramisu to fill the sweet pocket and a nice dip of fresh Cope for the road trip south.

 

[forktender]

Last meal - lets push limits on the endangered list. Note: I do not condone eating endangered species, but we are talking hypotheticals here. And if I land myself on death row, I'm probably not the same upstanding person I am today.

Baby rhino chili verde
Stuffed spotted owl (angel wings)
Grilled Giant panda heart with chimichurri sauce
Seared Polar bear rib eye
Snow leopard laab
And a Sasquatch - spit roasted whole over an open fire.

You forgot the fried CA Condor and northern red legged frog legs, and the red spotted newt.

 

[gmc2003]

5 lbs of boiled crawfish as an appetizer, a cup of turtle soup, a bowl of chicken/andouille gumbo, fried red fish, and for dessert a big slice of hot pecan pie with a tall glass of ice cold milk and a big scoop of Blue Belle Homemade Vanilla ice cream on the side.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't have to worry about the Blue Belle Vanilla ice cream being opened and licked. Considering the situation.

Chris

 

[gmc2003]

For me, I would choose a Maine lobster roll, a bowl of New England clam chowder. A couple of smoked herrings from Nova Scotia, and a quart of Bensies french fries.

Chris