Just Another Tuesday!

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sawhorseray

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Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the lemon drop shots.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business
behind a head stone or something.

One of them had nothing with which to wipe so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties"

"That's nothing" said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'

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Good ones Ray. I graduated high school with twins that were born on Feb. 29th.

Chris
 
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Thanks Ryan, always nice to see a birthday smile on a happy face, Happy-Day! RAY
 
Good ones, Ray.
Love the guy in the balloon joke. Kinda hits home. Seems that whenever I try to explain what went wrong with "There I was, minding my own business" I never get a chance to finish. Miss Linda and my SD both laugh and finish for me. Can't figure out why.
Gary
 
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