Jesus Knows you're here

[wildflower]

> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight round,
> looking for valuables when a voice in the dark
> said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his  flashlight
> off, and froze.
>
> When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
>
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could  disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
>
> Freaked out, he shined his light around  frantically, looking
> for the source of the voice.
>
> Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
> rest on a parrot.
>
> 'Did
> you say that?'  he hissed
> at the parrot.
>
> 'Yep', the parrot confessed,
> then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
> watching you.'
>
> The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
> huh? Who in the world are you?'
 

 'Moses,'replied the bird.

'Moses?'  the burglar laughed.
What kind of people would name  a bird
Moses?'

The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'

 

[jirodriguez]

Ah.... lol... an oldy, but a goody. I still get a chuckle out of that one.

 

[tyotrain]