Irish Smiles

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    IRISH SMILES

    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
    "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
    "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
    "That little guy, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
    "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
    "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
    "That I did," said Paddy... "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Hey Fla. Bill-would that be a chicken breast or a turkey breast that Mrs. O'Conner was lettin' him hold?? :mrgreen:
     

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