Indian mating season(not vulgar)

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  1. fftwarren

    fftwarren Smoking Fanatic

    Indian Mating Season

    Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo ! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answer, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?' The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.'

    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening..

    The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
    Like the others, he then heard an answering call,'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'





    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

    The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

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    * Local News Headline


    "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN"
     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ayep-saw that coming!! wooo, wooo [​IMG]
     
  3. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Wooo Wooooo, OUCH![​IMG]
     
  4. bob1961

    bob1961 Smoking Fanatic

    yeah you heard that comin WOOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO "SPLAT".............bob

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