I'm a Dumba$$

[bigfurmn]

Had anyone else started their grill, pellet in my case, adjusted temps and went to test the temperature only to realize..... I never put the meat on the grill!!!! As the title says I'm a dumbass and had to go tell momma dinner works be late because she married an idiot. Her response"I know", and laughed at me.

 

[Steve H]

You're a rookie! I put meat on the smoker. Came out a hour later. Wondering why the temp didn't rise. Only to see I never started the smoker!!

 

[Steve H]

Oh. Booze had nothing to do with it! Maybe a little!!

 

[JckDanls 07]

DOHHHHHHH ....

 

[bigfurmn]

Ok but I'm only two beers in. I'm going to say playing with the little man might have distracted me.

 

[gmc2003]

Ok but I'm only two beers in. I'm going to say playing with the little man might have distracted me.

Ok so not only are you a rookie, but your also a lightweight. LOL

Chris

 

[bigfurmn]

Ok so not only are you a rookie, but your also a lightweight. LOL

Chris

I had to work today!!! It's a Thursday.

 

[chopsaw]

playing with the little man might have distracted me.

Always does ,,,, wait , define " little man " .

 

[bigfurmn]

Always does ,,,, wait , define " little man " .

6yo son. We were tossing the football and playing baseball.

 

[Fueling Around]

Been there, done that.
Also forgot to retrieve items from the grill or smoker.
Libations definitely involved

...
and had to go tell momma dinner works be late because she married an idiot. Her response"I know", and laughed at me.

Years ago I read a column in a newspaper and the parting line was "I will never understand what women see in men."

 

[Brokenhandle]

Been there done that! It's all good!

Ryan

 

[Celebenya]

So you weren't very hungry lol))

 

[gmc2003]

Been there done that! It's all good!

Ryan

Playing with your little man?

Chris

 

[clifish]

That is OK, I just left a calzone in the back seat of my car over night...really wanted it for lunch the next day too........

 

[normanaj]

S**t happens!

 

[Rafter H BBQ]

Ha, and like all the honesty!!

Oh, I’ll play along here. Ever started a smoke later than you wanted… Thinking, oh I’ll just set my alarm. Then set it for PM instead of AM?! Ended up with a pulled pork that when touched… POOF!

Ha, I know a guy that has pulled off that feat!

 

[bigfurmn]

It turned out a little late but was pretty good when we got to it. Usually not a big deal but when I have to have my son to bed to get to for school. Things get interesting.

 

[DougE]

If you have a twig and berries, it makes you a dumba$$ by default as far as my bride says lol.

Glad the meal turned out ok, albeit, late.

 

[SmokyMose]

I once forgot to open the choke plate on the offset. Once....