Humpday Edition!

[sawhorseray]

 

[TNJAKE]

Some good ones ray. Here's another funny one.......it's Tuesday! Lmao

 

[Brokenhandle]

good ones Ray!

Ryan

 

[JLeonard]

You know the minimum wage/soc sec one does make sense.
Jim

 

[sawhorseray]

Some good ones ray. Here's another funny one.......it's Tuesday! Lmao

Oooops, one of the pitfalls of being retired for the last 15 years Jake, every day seems like Saturday. RAY

 

[robrpb]

Some funny ones Ray.

Rob

 

[JLeonard]

Oooops, one of the pitfalls of being retired for the last 15 years Jake, every day seems like Saturday. RAY

Wait you mean it aint Saturday?
Jim

 

[robrpb]

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

Please share this wisdom with others; I need to go to the bathroom

 

[noboundaries]

The barking dog/car gone cracked me up. As a teen, my dad did that twice with our dog. First time my mom's VW bug vanished from the driveway. Second time the tires/wheels off his '69 Buick Riviera.

 

[MJB05615]

The dog barking was hilarious. I also liked the drug sniffing dog about the beggin strips. And the Draw Bridge Ahead. Hilarious! Thanks Ray, always a pleasure reading your posts regardless of the day.

 

[Central PA Cowboy]

Oh my gosh these are so funny!

 

[Winterrider]

That was a great collection even on the day before hump day. I agree Ray, I don't know what day it is half the time and I guess don't really care

 

[912smoker]

Well the teaser was good.....can't wait till tomorrow lol

 

[jmusser]

Good ones Ray. Always appreciated!

 

[yankee2bbq]

Yeap! Appreciate it!!!