dozerdude
Newbie
I'm a retired heavy equipment operator, and pretty handy with large Cat dozers. I use it as a handle on many sites, and even use the serial number from a favorite machine as a password in a couple of sites.
It may not be politically correct, but that story had me laughing out loud!
Many years ago I was in a movie theater and there was a woman with a squalling child seated a few rows behind me. One of the other movie patrons asked her to do something about her child's continuing efforts to override the soundtrack. She snidely replied "What do you suggest I do with him?" I leaned back and loudly said "Dropkick him." The people in the theater broke out in laughter.
--As I read this it doesn't sound as funny as it was at the time, must of been one of those "had to be there" occurrences.