One day, when I was a lot younger, I was on my way to a party and forgot my wallet. I didnt realize this until I got to the LRT train (subway) and thought "I bet I can get away with it" and hopped on without paying. I got stopped when I was getting off at my stop. I had no pass or ticket. The cop asked me for my ID, and conveniently I didnt have it. He asked me my name and address, so I thought 'yea right' and told him my name was John Suede, and I gave him fake address. I wouldnt do it that way now of course. So ever since then, when I join up on forums, I use that name as my alias.
Kind Regards
'John'