Help Name Justin's Beer Pole

[Gonna Smoke]

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but in the interest of preventing serious litigation and/or conflict between 2 forum members and per Robert's, @tx smoker, recommendation, we need to come up with a name for Justin's, @yankee2bbq, copycat beer perch (beer pole has already been taken). Chris, @gmc2003, already has one named Beer Pole, so what have y'all got? Let's hear them...

I like The Beer Roost...

He calls it his floss/hillbilly margarita holder...

 

[SmokinVOLfan]

How about the "Cerveza Shaft"

 

[yankee2bbq]

! I can’t believe you actually made a thread on this!!! !
Its my floss shaft. Never leave home without it.

 

[SmokinGame]

Grog Log

 

[Gonna Smoke]

Stout Stump

 

[schlotz]

Pilsner Pilar

 

[indaswamp]

"Justin's Beer Pole"

 

[indaswamp]

Poley McBeery Place

 

[tbern]

"FRED". Also " WOODY" wood be appropriate too.....

 

[noboundaries]

American Hammstand.

 

[Danblacksher]

Excaliber for its magical powers

 

[JIMSMOKES]

Short pole.

 

[gmc2003]

! I can’t believe you actually made a thread on this!!! !
Its my floss shaft. Never leave home without it.

Arkansas butt floss. LOL

Candlestien.

Chris

 

[clifish]

Mini Me beer pole

 

[noboundaries]

Pilsner Pilar

and

Pilsner Podium.

 

[Brokenhandle]

Not sure of a name but it sure is a cute little Thang! Maybe that's it " Cute Lil Thang " just like Justin!

Ryan

 

[yankee2bbq]

Not sure of a name but it sure is a cute little Thang! Maybe that's it " Cute Lil Thang " just like Justin!

Ryan

Always knew you had a purdy mouth

 

[clifish]

Always knew you had a purdy mouth

you better pray boy....and pray real good!

 

[Brokenhandle]

Always knew you had a purdy mouth

That's it! It's your Scotch Stick! Keep pleading! Lol

Ryan

 

[indaswamp]

Maybe he just needs to put a sign on it that says "Here, I hold my beer."