Help Name Justin's Beer Pole

[Gonna Smoke]

Justin, I have a really good, close friend, a real prankster, who has a set of those teeth. Loves to break them out at any social event or get together he's at and it's always hilarious to see the look on people's faces the first time they see him smile...

 

[indaswamp]

for being to damn sexxyyy!

Que it up!!!!

 

[tx smoker]

"Here, I hold my beer."

Ahhhh....the famous last words of a true redneck however they must always be preceded by "hey y'all, watch this s#%t"

Robert

 

[jcam222]

Most definitely it’s the smokin’ pole LOL

 

[tx smoker]

Most definitely it’s the smokin’ pole LOL

Is that a noun or a verb? There's a HUGE difference

Robert

 

[SmokinEdge]

I kinda like Pilsner Peg, PP, for short.
Thumbs up to @DougE

Now where is my PP?

Folks are going to get a lot of mileage out of that my friend. Justin’s PP.

 

[civilsmoker]

"I think I can....."

Jed, I'm glad someone actually go the reference......Well at least I believe you did? ... I was dying inside! LOL

 

[SmokinEdge]

I’m going to get a dedicated pole put together at some point and name it the “beaver pole” after the famous beaver liquors. This would be a great name for Justin’s pole too “Justin’s beaver pole” but I don’t think the have a beaver liquors in Ar Kansas.

https://beaverliquors.com/

https://beaverliquors.com/product-category/t-shirts/

 

[bbqbrett]

You need to decorate it with red and blue stripes going around it and call it the beerber pole.

 

[Plinsc]

I might open an Etsy store selling these for $599.99
What you think?

 

[indaswamp]

I might open an Etsy store selling these for $599.99
What you think?

Not much profit left in the sale with current lumber prices.....

 

[WaterRat]

“Stumpy”

 

[gmc2003]

Shrinky dink(s)

Chris

 

[Brokenhandle]

Yankee doodle went to town...left his beer on his stumpy stool and lost his favorite tool! Lost his floss, was a great big loss, someone tell his boss!

Ryan

 

[yankee2bbq]

Yankee doodle went to town...left his beer on his stumpy stool and lost his favorite tool! Lost his floss, was a great big loss, someone tell his boss!

Ryan

That is actually genius! You are awesome!

 

[snadamo]

The pillar of liquid courage. Mouthful, I know. Sounds sophisticated enough…

 

[OldSmoke]

Not enough hops for a serious beer. But, how about “Draft Shaft”.

 

[Hockeydudde]

Every time this thread pops up and I read quickly I see the thread title as "Justin Bieber's Pole" so that's my suggestion.

 

[snadamo]

Every time this thread pops up and I read quickly I see the thread title as "Justin Bieber's Pole" so that's my suggestion.

In that case, I suggest “Despacito”

 

[bigfurmn]

“Pole Decisions”.