Help me name my new smoker...

[zwiller]

 

[Rings Я Us]

 

[normonster]

Chastity. Ie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chastity_belt

 

[normonster]

I'd have to go with C3 though....Colon Cancer Causer.

 

[phatbac]

since probably no one else will suggest it........

Smokey


... I know, I know, I see you all shaking your head...

thanks but my grey car is named smokey ( because it had been smoked in for years before i bought it)

My Lang 36 was Black Betty....

I'd have to go with C3 though....Colon Cancer Causer.

I don't understand...why would it cause colon cancer???


thanks to all the suggestions!
phatbac (Aaron)

 

[Rings Я Us]

:D

 

[chopsaw]

Tiny .

 

[normonster]

............

I don't understand...why would it cause colon cancer???
phatbac (Aaron)

It contributes heavily to the over consumption of red meat which is (I'm pretty sure) thought to cause colon cancer. We'll all be finding out first hand I suppose.

 

[bbqbrett]

Well, since you want a ladies type of name and you have a Lang smoker...I suggest you play off of that and name it Elainge.

 

[Rings Я Us]

 

[xray]

Large Marge

 

[crazymoon]

PB, I go with "Black Betty"

 

[mike243]

Day Vorce if it showed up at my house :D

 

[zwiller]

From being on the water guys rename boats with versions IE Black Betty II, III, etc. On the humorous side, that is one heck of a big smoker and "Mother in Law" comes to mind. IE I need to throw some wood into... :D

 

[phatbac]

It contributes heavily to the over consumption of red meat which is (I'm pretty sure) thought to cause colon cancer. We'll all be finding out first hand I suppose.

Red meat does not cause colon cancer. thats crap!

 

[normonster]

Red meat does not cause colon cancer. thats crap!

Well, apparently there is "strong evidence" that it does (I wont' bother posting any links because who cares), but hey, maybe it's just the Will of God. Being a meat smoking fanatic, like you, I clearly don't let either one affect my choices.

Anyway, it was a joke.

You should name that thing Keesha, or Latiffah, or Shanice, or Shaniqua. That's what I meant to type. ;)

 

[jaxgatorz]

LangRover

 

[KrisUpInSmoke]

Sunny

Bobby Hebb
"Sunny
Thank you for the smile upon your face
Hmm, sunny
Thank you, thank you for the gleam that shows its grace
You're my spark of nature's fire
You're my sweet complete desire
Sunny one so true, yes, I love you..."

 

[dcecil]

Lola

 

[gmc2003]

Elvira, Mistress of the dark.

or


Puff the magic dragon.

Chris