I do not like cheeseburger in a can
I do not like them Sam-I-am
Remember the lesson of Sam-I-am and his friend. He worked tirelessly to get him to try green eggs and ham. Maybe you just need some more nudging before you will try it...
Would you could you, in a box?
Would you could you, with a fox?
Would you eat it with a goat?
Would you eat it on a boat?
On a train, or in a tree?
Try them, try them, you will see!
I'll throw in a can of fries and a can of pop to wash it all down! Then you can take it to the recycler and get some of your money back!
(and no, I ain't tryin' it either!)