- Jun 21, 2007
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
an attractive woman waving at him. She says
hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do
you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the
father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels
back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???
>
>
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No,
I'm your son's teacher.'
an attractive woman waving at him. She says
hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do
you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the
father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels
back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are
you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery???
>
>
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No,
I'm your son's teacher.'
