farting at tiffany's

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Dec 18, 2010.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    A lady walks into tiffany's .. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it...

    As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts...

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near...

    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her...

    Good looking as well .. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like tiffany's...

    He politely greets the lady with, 'good day, madam .. How may we help you today???

    Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet ??'

    he answers, "madam .. If you farted just looking at it - you're going to **** when i tell you the price .."
     
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  2. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    HEHEHE good one eman!!!!
     
  3. smokingjhawk

    smokingjhawk Fire Starter

    lol[​IMG]  My ex would have s*@t and then buy it ,and then I would s#@t
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I think I was next to her !! It wasnt pretty
     
  5. hahaha I love it!
     
  6. thebarbequeen

    thebarbequeen Smoking Fanatic

    LOL!!
     

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