Eleven symptoms of Swine Flu

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by afreetrapper, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. afreetrapper

    afreetrapper Fire Starter

    Eleven symptoms of Swine Flu

    You feel tired and achy, with an irresistible urge to rest in a mud
    puddle in the hot sun.

    You are turning pink.

    Everyone now says that you're really smart.

    Someone ate your ribs for dinner.

    Someone ate your bacon for breakfast - and complained it wasn't crisp
    enough.

    Your Jewish and Muslim friends now avoid you like ... the plague.

    You watch Winnie the Pooh on Saturday morning and sympathize with
    Piglet.

    You go to the clothing store and purchase eight bras at once.

    You end your support for the farm subsidy program and join PETA.

    You Google for pork recipes and your picture pops up.

    Your pants are getting tighter and you discover a curly protuberance
    growing down there with an embarrassing tuft of fur on the end of it.
     

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