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Elephant Stew

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by whittling chip, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. whittling chip

    whittling chip Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    My mother wrote a cooking book to hand down to all the kids and grand kids. I was looking for a recipe today when I found this:

    ELEPHANT STEW

    1 Elephant

    Salt and Pepper to Taste

    Brown Gravy

    2 Rabbits

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    Cut the elephant into bite size pieces (this will take about four months). Cook over kerosene stove @ 525° until tender (about 5 months). Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravy. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, add two rabbits. Do this ONLY if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.

    Bon appetite!

    Whittling Chip
     
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2013
  2. rabbithutch

    rabbithutch Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    :laugh1:
     
  3. Last edited: Oct 17, 2013
  4. pgsmoker64

    pgsmoker64 Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    Nice one!

    @ Black...pork fat rules!  Add it for flavor!!!!   [​IMG]

    Bill