Dolly and the Queen

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blacklab, Jul 19, 2008.

  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they
    both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

    Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
    must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if
    there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

    Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most
    perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please
    God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

    The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

    The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,
    and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

    The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

    Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you
    two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She
    spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

    "Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush
    beats a pair---no matter how big they are..."

  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. LOL, that's a good one!

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