So much for the smoked armadillo idea...NIcely done, Case; but not true to the species. You need to add 4 more hoops to the back to have a Nine-banded_armadillo
I've dispatched dozens of them for plowing up my lawn and tunneling under my slab. They are not well liked by homeowners in this part of the world. They stink like the worst BO you can imagine and they can carry and transmit leprosy to humans.