Bruce and Jenny

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Little Bruce and Jenny
    > are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
    > love. One day they decide
    > that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
    > Jenny's father to ask him
    > for her hand.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Bruce
    > bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me
    > and Jenny are in love and
    > I want to ask you for her hand in
    > marriage."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Thinking that
    > this was just
    > the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
    > Bruce, you are only 10.. Where
    > will you two
    > live?"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Without even
    > taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies,
    > "In Jenny's room. It's
    > bigger than mine and we can both fit there
    > nicely."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Still thinking
    > this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
    > grin, "Okay then how
    > will you live? You're not old enough to get a
    > job. You'll need to support
    > Jenny."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Again, Bruce
    > inst aptly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes
    > five bucks a week and I
    > make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a
    > month and that should do us
    > just fine.."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Mr. Smith is
    > impressed Bruce has put so much thought into
    > this.'Well Bruce, it seems
    > like you have everything figured out. I just have one
    > more question. What
    > will you do if the two of you should have little ones
    > of your
    > own?"
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Bruce just
    > shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've
    > been lucky so
    > far."
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Mr. Smith no
    > longer thinks the little S.O.B. is
    > adorable.
     
  2. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    linescum-that there was great!
     

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