Little Bruce and Jenny > are only 10 years old, but they know they are in > love. One day they decide > that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to > Jenny's father to ask him > for her hand. > > > > > > > Bruce > bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me > and Jenny are in love and > I want to ask you for her hand in > marriage." > > > > > > > Thinking that > this was just > the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well > Bruce, you are only 10.. Where > will you two > live?" > > > > > > > Without even > taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, > "In Jenny's room. It's > bigger than mine and we can both fit there > nicely." > > > > > > > Still thinking > this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge > grin, "Okay then how > will you live? You're not old enough to get a > job. You'll need to support > Jenny." > > > > > > > Again, Bruce > inst aptly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes > five bucks a week and I > make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a > month and that should do us > just fine.." > > > > > > > Mr. Smith is > impressed Bruce has put so much thought into > this.'Well Bruce, it seems > like you have everything figured out. I just have one > more question. What > will you do if the two of you should have little ones > of your > own?" > > > > > > > Bruce just > shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've > been lucky so > far." > > > > > > > Mr. Smith no > longer thinks the little S.O.B. is > adorable.