Bikers Club

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Smoking Fanatic
Original poster
Mar 22, 2010
Frankfort, Kentucky
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.

One day she goes up and knocks on a bikers door. A big hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, " I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but explains that she needs to meet certain criteria biker requirements in order to join the club. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little Old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a mostly, whiskey when I'm shooting pool. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."

The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little Old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least a pack of cigarettes and three joints a day, and cigars when I'm drinking whiskey and shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz...?"

The Little Old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times......"  
Now that's funny---I don't care who you are!


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