I had a Republican Luncheon at my restaurant this week. Our Attorney General was the speaker. Around 125 showed up. I served Pot Roast, Beer Can Chicken, Fried Catfish, a slew of side dishes, and of course our awesome salad bar. I do a lot of work for the Republicans. I'm pretty conservative, but they know I'm a member of the Green Party. If you have enough green, then I'll throw you a party. I just got my new cooker, and I can't stop using it. Prepped and ready. That's chicken living the High Life. No queer beer here. Loaded and loaded. Isn't that a beautiful piece of equipment? Its the first piece of equipment I've ever bought new. I'm the bottom feeder of restaurant equip. I buy things when everyone else is done with it. This was custom made for me, and I couldn't be more pleased. Ready to come off at 160 degrees. Some of them look a little drunk and passed out. Beerview: I could have rubbed them down more, but overall they turned out great. Any way that I can get alcohol into a bunch of stuffy Republicans, I will.