stubshaft
Smoke Blower
trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?, he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see
a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot,
I found my car had been stolen and I didn't have any insurance . I left
my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man
and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink
I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve."
"Then you show up and drink the whole thing! "
"But enough about me, how's your day going?