So, one fine afternoon an Englishman and an Irishman find themselves in a new bakery looking at all the lovely baked goods...
The English man asks to see a tray of fresh baked bread and while the bakers back was turned he quickly pocketed three chocolate chip cookies from a plate on the counter.
After examining the tray of bread he comments that he'll have consult with his missus first...
When the Baker turns to put the tray of bread away the Englishman elbows the Irish gent and says
"Pretty clever eh'...the way I distracted him to snitch his cookies"
The Irishman whispers "simple thievery, let me show you how to do it right to his face"
And with that he says to the Baker
"Pardon me good sir, might I be interesting you in seeing a bit-o-magic"
The bakers says "well sure mate...have at it"
The Irishman say "ok, I'll be wondering if you'll hand me one of those nice chocolate chip cookies on the counter there"
The Baker happily hands one over and the Irishman promptly eats it...
He makes this request two more times eating both cookies right in front of the baker...
The Baker, obviously a bit annoyed say "ok, ok, enough of eating all me cookies...where's the magic trick"
To which the Irishman replies
"Check the English gents pockets"
The English man asks to see a tray of fresh baked bread and while the bakers back was turned he quickly pocketed three chocolate chip cookies from a plate on the counter.
After examining the tray of bread he comments that he'll have consult with his missus first...
When the Baker turns to put the tray of bread away the Englishman elbows the Irish gent and says
"Pretty clever eh'...the way I distracted him to snitch his cookies"
The Irishman whispers "simple thievery, let me show you how to do it right to his face"
And with that he says to the Baker
"Pardon me good sir, might I be interesting you in seeing a bit-o-magic"
The bakers says "well sure mate...have at it"
The Irishman say "ok, I'll be wondering if you'll hand me one of those nice chocolate chip cookies on the counter there"
The Baker happily hands one over and the Irishman promptly eats it...
He makes this request two more times eating both cookies right in front of the baker...
The Baker, obviously a bit annoyed say "ok, ok, enough of eating all me cookies...where's the magic trick"
To which the Irishman replies
"Check the English gents pockets"
