Bak, and just in time!

[sawhorseray]

Modern Marriage... Isn't this the truth…we're getting old at the right time...

Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your chequebook out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favourite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks.
Your favourite daughter,
Lilly

THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love,
Dad

 

[Nefarious]

Awesome as usual, and the spider is dead :) Thanks for these!

 

[robrpb]

Good ones Ray. Wecome back.

Rob

 

[BigW.]

Glad to see these again, thanks! Hope you are on the mend.

 

[goldendogs]

You haven't lost your touch Ray, there still as good as ever.

 

[jkc64]

I hope you are doing well.

 

[GaryHibbert]

Great ones Ray. Love the "You have 5 dogs" and "compared me to my mother" but "solve your gender confusion" is both hilarious and a great idea.
Glad to see you made it out of the OR ok. I was starting to wonder. Now listen to the doc.
Gary

 

[DRKsmoking]

First , glad to see you back and hopefully all went well, and like Gary ( GaryHibbert ) said, follow the doc's orders.

Now these are all really funny and that is the whole point.

And I hate that you put this in my head , guess what i am humming in my head now , hate you.

David

 

[JLeonard]

Thanks for the laughs!
Some one is gonna have to IM me to remember to look over here for the giggles. I'm always a few days late.

Jim