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I occasionally make Dew-aritas: Mountain Dew and tequila combined, poured BACK into the Mountain Dew bottles and stick them in the freezer. Freezes into a nice slush, and they are the ultimate in stealth hooch!
About the vodka, I'll be the first to ask - how good is the bacon afterwards if you toss it into a frying pan?