*Pregnant **Turkey** Story*
>
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
> Traditional feast.
>
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
> She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
> Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into
> The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
>
> She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven
>
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
> Oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
> Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
> "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
> Horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
>
> It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>
> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
> Traditional feast.
>
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
> She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
> Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into
> The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
>
> She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven
>
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
> Oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
> Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
> "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
> Horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
>
> It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
