Allen

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by allen, Nov 17, 2007.

  1. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    *Pregnant **Turkey** Story*
    >
    > One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
    > Traditional feast.
    >
    > Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
    > She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
    >
    > When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
    > Removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into
    > The turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
    >
    > She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven
    >
    > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
    > Oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
    > Hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
    >
    > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
    > "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
    > Horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
    >
    > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    SPEW ALERT SPEW ALERT........darn you allen

    funny as heck

    lmao

    d88de
     
  3. camp_cookie

    camp_cookie Smoking Fanatic

    Your sister was old enough to go the store by herself, but she fell for that?

    I hope you don't let her play with sharp objects. :)

    That's a funny story.
     
  4. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now, that right there is funny... [​IMG][​IMG]

    Did your sister ever procreate? [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    That was good!
     
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! That's a good one!
     

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