AGING...(again old but still funny)

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jokensmoken

Master of the Pit
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Dec 7, 2016
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Whitmore Lake Michigan
THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
What in hell am I to do
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad, cant you tell
My body's drooping
I'm having trouble pooping
The golden years are here at last
The golden years can...
KISS MY ASS
 
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