AGING...(again old but still funny)

[jokensmoken]

THE CAT IN THE HAT ON AGING
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
What in hell am I to do
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad, cant you tell
My body's drooping
I'm having trouble pooping
The golden years are here at last
The golden years can...
KISS MY ASS

 

[kruizer]

You got that right but it certainly beats the alternative.