A couple of groaners

[kruizer]

Who is the roundest member of King Arthur's Court? It has to be Sir Cumference

 

[kruizer]

Did you know that bees are heavy drinkers? Yeah, they always have a buzz on.

 

[Rings Я Us]

 

[Braz]

How about a holy week groaner.

Jesus stayed three days in the tomb.
He gave it four stars on AirB&B.
He was the original tomb rater.

 

[noboundaries]

Who is the roundest member of King Arthur's Court? It has to be Sir Cumference

Okay, if we're doing nerd jokes; What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bull by its diameter?






A cow pi.

 

[gmc2003]

What did ET's mother say to him when he finally got home.



Where on earth have you been. da-dum

Chris

 

[kruizer]

So, in the days of King Arthur, were the women who worked in the bakeries called "croissant wenches"?

 

[gmc2003]

One last groaner.

What do you get when you mix peanut butter and baked beans?


A fart that will stick to the roof of your A$$.

Chris