a classic but goody

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cowboyuptex, Feb 24, 2014.

  1. cowboyuptex

    cowboyuptex Fire Starter

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
    complications from repeatedly being poked in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
    turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
    the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies , and Captain
    Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
    who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota,
    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
    turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
    dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still
    was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
    Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
    survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  2. This is SOOOOO clever!!!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers! - Leah
  3. billyj571

    billyj571 Smoking Fanatic

  4. dish

    dish Meat Mopper Group Lead

    Good one

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