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  1. smokeusum

    I'm baaaack!

    After blowing up my smoker last year I finally got a new smoker!!! It's an offset, a totally new bird for me. My last one was an extremely bastardized vertical propane smoker. The propane part was a crutch for controlling temps, now I have to learn to how to control temps and smoke for real...
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    Spatchcock Turkey on the Smoker-sure why not!

    So I've done quite a few yardbirds spatched on the smoker so I thought doing a turkey should be (praying) fairly easy... So far it's taken me almost an hour to get the spine out and crack the sternum. Many tools where utilized! Pretty sure my husband thinks I'm building something. I'll post...
  3. smokeusum

    Happy Labor (of love) Day!!

    The big guy has been working a festival (pro sound engineer) for the past four days; I'm gunna smoke him a rack of ribs, but I wanna give him a bit more... I have a beautiful summer squash in the fridge, beautiful bacon, about 2 dozen fresh eggies, a bit of fresh sausage left over from last...
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    Breasts, a butt and some bacon!

    Big boobs, a small butt and some bacon!! Really, smallest little butt roast I've ever seen (or smoked!) - it's barely 2 pounds! I'm hoping my timing, layering and placement/staggering will work ;) Yard bird went in first! Sent in the butt And now the bacon, just a few pieces, for me:
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    Couple of Big Ole Butts

    Well, it's been a hot minute since I smoked some butt, or anything else, so I decided it was time, got two beauties in the smoker, today. It's been a battle, seems my asst pitmaster wasn't on her game, when I got home from a quick coffee run the temp gauge was buried, smoke rolling out, and a...
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    SmokeUSum is Smokin U Sum Salmon!

    I had to catch it first!!! What?! I'm a girl! Like I know the difference between a king salmon and a carp! I brined my little fishy for 18 hrs and it's now under the fan. I DO NOT want a hard pellicle: Getting ready to fire up ole smokey with a bit of peach, pecan and a touch of cherry...
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    Honkey Tonk Badonkadonks

    Got a couple of big ole bootylicious butts smokin today! Each is about 10lbs... I'm expecting big things outta these babies! Let's all do a little dance for the smoke-gods today!! Twerking encouraged!!! ;p Here's a pre-que preview:
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    Spatchcocked Yard Bird?!!

    Ok, so I spatchcocked a 6lb yardbird yesterday, mixed up my rub and buttermilk, and have left the ol' girl chill for the past 24 hours. Do I put her booby up or booby down on my (vertical smoker) rack? Estimated smoke time? Recommendations forth skin to "bite through" skin? Here's a pre-soak...
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    I like big butts! I can not lie!!!

    It's been a while! The plan had been for a huge throwdown on New Years... My buddy that works for Sysco dropped an entire case of butts at my door (8 in all, 90lbs total) and then EVERYONE got sick, so we had to cancel the shindig. In preparing for the party my husband, for reasons I WILL NEVER...
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    Butt & Shoulder

    So I'm doing my weekly Butt smoke and my daughter's friend says "hey, if I bring you a Butt, will you smoke it for me?" while waving a bit o' cash at me. How could I say no? So around 10 last night he drops of his 10lb hunk o' love and takes off. I go to prep it and it's a Picnic. I call, he...
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    My Butt went BAD!!

    Ok, I know a few of you are totally up on frig/freezer stuff so here's what happened... Monday afternoon I bought the prettiest butt is ever laid eyes on. Brought it straight home and stuck it in the fridge. My fridge is fairly new, has a great seal and is on it's coolest setting. The "date" on...
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    What kind of salt do you use?

    So I'm outta salt and I've got a beautiful butt that needs to be prepped in the fridge. I've been working on my own rubs and just wanted other opinions on the best salt for rubs. I've been using kosher for quite a while and been fairly pleased. I brought back a few salts from Maui this summer...
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    Anyone turn Butt Fat Cap to Chiccarons?

    Trimmed the fat cap off my butt as one whole piece; anyone make Chiccaron's outta the fat cap? I'd like to, but I figured I'd ask before I smoked up the house while smoking up the back yard.
  14. smokeusum

    To truss or not to truss, that IS the question!

    Picked up a pack o' butts from Costco yesterday, those of y'all that get these know there are 2 in the pack and they are deboned. Usually, the two are fairly equal in size. These aren't, but that's ok. They've been brining all night, and I'm considering trussing them up to form them up as they...
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    1st time pork loin! Inject? Brine?

    So I went for a Butt, came home with a loin for a smoke tomorrow and I wanna prep it well. I understand a denser meat may not "accept" an injection (which would also tells me a brine would not soak in, either) My thought is inject and brine (basically,brining from the inside, out and outside...
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    What? NO BUTT?

    Nope! Not this weekend! Still munchin in the two butts we smoked last weekend... But I had to smoke somethin'! It's who I am! So I headed down to the chef store late this morning and picked up 15lbs of spare ribs! With prices like this how could I not! St. Louis'd them, got with mustard...
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    DreamQ!!! Doin the Butts and a few ribs ;)

    TWO 8.5lb bone-in butts and just under 14lbs of ribs! So I plugged in the crockpot, filled it with a mixture of apple juice and a grocery-store BBQ sauce and a splash of liquid smoke, injected the butt with a bit of apple juice, apple cider vinegar and a touch of liquid smoke and stuffed it...
  18. smokeusum

    Booty-Lucius!!!

    Smokin a couple of Boston butts today, about 17lbs total. Starting with applewood and cherrywood with a chuck of peach wood. Later I'll add more cherry and orange wood. I normally get the giant boneless butt pack from Costco, which I prefer, but we pulled into their parking lot at 2 minutes a 6...
  19. smokeusum

    Buttermilk Brine ?? -- again

    Hub keeps buying boneless breasts despite the fact that I have told him I really don't like them... So I brined them in buttermilk and Cackalacky Spice Sauce which is a sweet-potato based spicy, thick sauce -- didn't think to add water til it was too late... So my pork butt is almost done and...
  20. smokeusum

    Smoke you some of this!!!

    It's been WAY TOO LONG!!! Back from my AWESOME trip LA and then Maui; I had a blast, but I really missed ya'll... It's time to season up the smoker! Geez, I hope I remember how to get 'er done! I'll be brinin this little piggie tonight :)
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