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I have been using sausage maker's hog casings from Amazon. They are ok, but can be short pieces. They also have a tendency to burst. Anyone have a better casing/source? Which brand do you prefer? I don't have a local butcher, so I need something I can have shipped.

My brother-in-law and family are coming over for dinner tonight. So, I thought we would do some smoked chicken. Winn Dixie has whole roasters on sale for .88/lb. So, yesterday I stopped and picked up two whole roasters. Last night I opened, cleaned and brined the two chickens. This morning I got...

Thought I'd bring this tread back from the dead. I am smoking fish, Spanish mackerel to be exact. Went fishing with my brother-in-law yesterday and caught grouper, snapper and later in the day, seven keeper Spanish mackerel. Spanish mackerel are voracious feeders and strong fighters. They have...

As we get older we need more help! An 80-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm Count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a Jar. "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave...

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to...

2 Women Meet In Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What...

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more...

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts . This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.

I made Ranger72s smoked tomato soup. Posted about it here: http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=2636 Though you might enjoy it. I know I did.

http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=671 8 Large Dead Ripe Tomatoes from your Garden... Halved 3 nice Carrots peeled 1 Red Bell Pepper 1 cup home made Chicken Stock (If you must use canned on this insure there is NO MSG involved) 1/2 cup chopped fresh Cilantro 2 cups half and...

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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I am smoking a turkey as my contribution to the big dinner today. We are expected to eat sometime between 2 and 3pm this afternoon. The big dinner will be at my sister-in-laws this year (three blocks away). She is expecting 25 to 30 friends and family members. My...

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father...

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)." The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her...

Ok, this week, I am smoking turkey breasts. We cut them into sandwich meat on a slicer I bought for my wife last year. The breasts were on sale for $6 each. They weigh 3 lbs uncooked. Also, I have some sausage from a meal last week, and a chicken cut into 10 pieces we did not eat over the...

It's Monday and time for some Smokin'. In case you missed my previous smokin' posts, you can find them here: Ribs: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=499815 Chicken: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=502629 Today I am smoking fish, Spanish mackerel to be exact. Went...

This is a quick and easy side dish that can be prepared ahead of time and the tossed in the oven 15 minutes before serving. 1 lb Asparagus, broccoli green beans or other veggie you want to use. 2 cloves of garlic smashed Olive oil to coat Kosher salt and fresh ground cracked black pepper Juice...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 9 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as...

An elderly man in Mississippi had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer...