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Two Men on a Bus

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by q3131a, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. q3131a

    q3131a Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    The lady can't take this any more,

    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," She retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

    $5.00 says you're gonna read this again
  2. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    Where should I send the 5-spot Q?
  3. q3131a

    q3131a Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Just hold on to it for me. I'll swing by and pick it up. I'll buy beer with it to go with the BBQ. :D
  4. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I owe you a fiver!


  5. icemn62

    icemn62 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Come out west to get another fiver, and I will buy the beers.