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As we get older

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by q3131a, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. q3131a

    q3131a Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    As we get older we need more help!

    An 80-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm Count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a Jar.

    "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.

    The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

    "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

    She tried with her right hand, then with her left hand. She tried with her
    mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

    We even called up Helen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

    The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
  2. pyre

    pyre Meat Mopper OTBS Member

    Ha ha!