A-MAZE-N-SMOKER Slogan Help?

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I am awful at this kind off stuff but here goes................

The a-maze-n-smoker sucks..... the TBS  into your bbq

That all I have to say about that..............
 
I was looking for one more verse with all the above, read top to bottom as one article then add

Burma Shave!!

Not really rhyming, but it's got that feel to those old roadsigns we use to see, well, Bear and Al use to see anyway.
I'm not old enough to remember those little signs, in sequence, along the road.

Not Me---Hu-uh.    
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  • Don't / Try passing / On a slope / Unless you have / A periscope / Burma-Shave
  • If daisies / Are your / Favorite flower / Keep pushin' up those / Miles per hour / Burma-Shave
  • He lit a match / To check gas tank / That's why / They call him / Skinless Frank / Burma Shave
Bear
 
Todd's A-Maze-N Smoker.... I use that -BEEEP- on Everything!
 
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How about the device that killed the creosote machine 
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