Worst cooking experience ever

[lugnutz]

Back in my early years when money was tight, I ran across a pizza in the deli ( non frozen ) and the price was 2 for $X.XX so I bought just 1.  Got home heated up the oven, unwrapped the pizza and was amazed at how thick it was for a cheap pizza.  Popped it in the oven and after the set time it looked like it needed a bit more time to firm up  the crust..finally done I removed the pizza and got a large knife to slice it..as I pulled the knife across the pizza a piece of paper came out with the knife from the center of the pizza...hmmm who knew that 2 for $X.XX meant there were 2 in one package!!!  Needless to say I found a good cheap way to waste my money.