Wife is GONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[martin1950]

Made the round trip in and out of Chi-town yesterday, put the wife on a plane to Idaho for 2 weeks. I ain't seen that much traffic since I left the Bay Area. Being home all alone, except for the horses, cats, dogs, parrots and 3 tanks of Koi, I've decided to catch-up on my smoking tomorrow and I'll start with a 9# Butt, 4# pork loin, couple of beer-can chickens, 2 chunks of beef and 7 blocks of assorted chesses. Even warned the fire chief that I'd be using both smokers and the smoke was going to be rolling out of the garage because of a good chance of rain. The only problem is I just can't decide on what to have for supper tomorrow nite. But that's a good problem to have. Heck, I might even put together a pan of beans tonite. Even got a new 5&1/2 qt Dutch oven I ain't used yet.

 

[daveomak]

Hey Martin... Don't send her pictures... You'll be the new full time cook.....

 

[Inscrutable]

Hey Martin... Don't send her pictures... You'll be the new full time cook.....

But from the looks of it, will only have to cook once a month

 

[indaswamp]

But from the looks of it, will only have to cook once a month

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.....

 

[martin1950]

Hey Martin... Don't send her pictures... You'll be the new full time cook.....

Dave, it's no secret to her that I can cook. When we met over 45 years ago she was a civil contracted K.P. and I was the Mess Sargent. She knows.

 

[theoldmonkey]

martin, give her a call before she comes back....and tell her to take her time coming back home...lmao.

 

[Smokinribsbbq]

Shall we bring our own plate?

 

[Inscrutable]

Dave, it's no secret to her that I can cook. When we met over 45 years ago she was a civil contracted K.P. and I was the Mess Sargent. She knows.

I love to cook, don’t mind shopping, and hate cleanup ... and my wife of almost 40 years is complete opposite ... perfectly complementary.

 

[martin1950]

Shall we bring our own plate?

Ain't quite set-up for a gathering yet but I wouldn't rule one out in the future. I'm only on 2 & 1/2 acres and most of that in horse fencing.

 

[Smokinribsbbq]

I have several pasture's as well. Wouldn't be the first time I've slept in one.

 

[Inscrutable]

I have several pasture's as well. Wouldn't be the first time I've slept in one.

As long as you wake up with the whole horse and not just the head next to you

 

[gmc2003]

That's enough of a feedbag for the Koi, but what are you, the horses, dogs, cats and parrot gonna eat?

Chris

 

[HalfSmoked]

Awesome wife will be back and everything better in place and cleaned up.

Warren

 

[Hawging It]

Go for it SON!! Enjoy your time!!!

 

[hb99]

Dave, it's no secret to her that I can cook. When we met over 45 years ago she was a civil contracted K.P. and I was the Mess Sargent. She knows.

Way back when I was in the Army, the word was Army cooks go to cooking school to forget how to cook. LOL!

I wasn't sure where you were going when you said the wife is gone then proceeded with: Being home all alone, except for the horses, cats, dogs, parrots and 3 tanks of Koi, I've decided to catch-up on my smoking tomorrow...I was half expecting a bad divorce and you were going to cook most of the animals you listed for revenge.

I'm glad there was a better outcome than what was in my sick mind.

 

[HalfSmoked]

Martin1950 Thanks for the like it is appreciated.

Warren

 

[martin1950]

Well after 11 hours of running to and from the garage tending 2 smokers and a meat slicer, EVERYTHING is done. Not only that but everything is sliced, pulled, sectionalized, bagged and tag and the kitchen and slicer and pans are all clean. Made a few oop's but they were minor. All I'm doing tomorrow is dicing some potatoes and putting the hash together. And I even got some PP to my farmer neighbor as a thank you in time for supper. Now if I starve to death in the next two weeks it's only because I broke both legs and can't get to my freezer.

hb99, funny, I was trained at Ft. Lee VA. yeah, on an Army base. I'm sorry if my opening sentence confused ya, nah!!

Martin

 

[Hawging It]

Nice!!

 

[chopsaw]

Very nice .

 

[Unique Name]

My E-vitation must have went to spam folder.
Looks great though!!!