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Why we split up...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by icemn62, Aug 21, 2006.

  1. icemn62

    icemn62 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Why we split up......

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150.00 for a cut and
    color, $30.00 for a manicure, $40.00 for a pedicure, $50.00 on vitamins,
    $300.00 on clothes and $600.00 for a gym membership.

    I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

    I told her that's what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.