Why i love my wife....

[slim]

I work 3rd shift, so i sleep during the day....i'm awaken by my wife yesterday(VDAY) and she tells me that my gift is in the kitchen....i walk in to see a new dress shirt......under it is a 15lb brisket and a 10lb butt.....whoooo hoooo

God i love her..

 

[deltadude]

What she was really saying is get your lazy ass out of bed and cook me some meat!

Nice to have a wife who appreciates the finer things in life.....

 

[jjwdiver]

I think I love your wife too - can she teleport them thoughts to mine? I walked in with a 9# brisket and my wife said something along the lines of "is that my gift or an excuse to stay away from dealing with my mother?"

it's both!

 

[gnubee]

Ha ha Yesterday morning I woke my little parsnip flower at 10am ( Her day off ) and presented her with two really nice thick rib eye's.

She started to laugh, got up and went to the fridge presented me with two nice T bones. So we are going to have two Valentine dinners this week.

The dogs called dibs on the two extra steaks but we're bigger than they are so their vote didn't count.

We had the rib eyes with mushrooms and baked potatoes Yesterday and boy were they ever good.