Discussion With Wife

[SmokinEdge]

Talking to the wife the other day. She asked me would I remarry when she passes? I said yes I would. She asked would you let her live in my house? I said yes I would. She asked would you let her wear my clothes? I said yea I suppose so if any of them fit her. She asked would you let her sleep in my bed? I said yes I would. She then asked would you let her play with my golf clubs? I said No not at all.

The wife then says if you would let her do all these other things but not play with my golf clubs,,,, Why?..

I said because she is left handed.

 

[TimboBBQ!]

Talking to the wife the other day. She asked me would I remarry when she passes? I said yes I would. She asked would you let her live in my house? I said yes I would. She asked would you let her wear my clothes? I said yea I suppose so if any of them fit her. She asked would you let her sleep in my bed? I said yes I would. She then asked would you let her play with my golf clubs? I said No not at all.

The wife then says if you would let her do all these other things but not play with my golf clubs,,,, Why?..

I said because she is left handed.

I needed a good laugh while putting up with these *&(*&*%* at work!