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cowboyuptex

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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

    I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

    The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

    A few moments later, a second text came in:

    Damn autocorrect!   I meant "wifi", not "wife"
 

GaryHibbert

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LOL  That's why I never read nor send texts

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mdboatbum

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Damn autocorrect!  I meant.......

oh nevermind.
 
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