Down here on the farm the weather gets messyLaying around with nothin' to doWhen you went away, you took my cow BessieI miss her darling, more than I miss youYou took off your leg, your wig and your eye glassAnd you shoud've seen the look on my faceI wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug youBut you were scattered all over the placeChorus:Where, where, are you tonight?Why did you leave me here all alone?I searched the world over,And thought I found true love.You met another andPhht! you were gone.I know that you loved me, here's my way of knowingThe proofs hanging out right there on the lineWhen I see the snow and feel the wind blowingYour nighties hugging them long johns of mineThe noises you made at our supper tableYour habits, my dear, were surely absurdBut how many times do I have to tell youSoup is a dish to be seen and not heardChorus:Where, oh where, are you tonight?Why did you leave me here all alone?I searched the world over,And thought I found true love.You met another andPhht! you were gone.Remember you phoned me a-sobbin' and cryin'The dog bit your maw, and drug her aroundYou said she looked pale and thought she was dyingI said "Don't worry, I'll buy a new hound."I had six kids and you had elevenAnd we had a boy, and they grew like flowersI wish you'd come back, without you ain't heaven'Cause your kids and my kids are beatin' up oursChorus:Where, oh where, are you tonight?Why did you leave me here all alone?I searched the world over,And thought I found true love.You met another andPhht! you were goneI searched the world over,And thought I found true love.You met another andPhht! you were gone...
