I haven't met many burgers I didn't like. I mean literally, I dont think I have ever had a burger I didn't like, except back in the day off of someone's grill that doesn't know how to cook a burger... maybe I had to choke it down because it was dry as hell. I always cringed watching some men grilling a burger, smashing the patty with the spatula, watching all the moisture burn up in the flames...and what's with the shape like a ball?
With smash burgers, its done on a flat griddle. It took me decades and many food shows to learn, the flat griddle is how you make a proper burger. Even if I want to cook my burgers outside on the grill, I do it on a flat cast iron griddle...on the grill! While there's nothing wrong with "smash burgers", my personal opinion is its a fad/trendy way for restaurants/chefs to not deal with cooking burgers to order (regarding doneness). Almost no one can screw up a smash burger, they are all cooked nearly to smithereens...and thats how they sell them...that "mallard reaction". Hey, I love the burnt parts of most things, my mom and I always want those parts, but I also love the tender juicy parts of stuff (think pulled pork, I like all of it).
To each their own, but I will never make a "smash burger" at home. I've learned to griddle my burgers to almost always perfection for me...plenty of mallard reaction, a crust on both sides heavily seasoned with salt and pepper with the center still pink. I grind all my own burger meat from one muscle, so I know I can trust it medium rare.
We just enjoyed a brewery with some local relatives recently. They boast smash burgers. Whatever. They taste fine, but so do almost all burgers with a great local brew! I cant hate them...I'm just not making them!
But for the life of me I just cannot get into a burger that is over 2 1/2" - 3" tall, they look good and I got a big mouth. But they just don't eat that well for me. I don't mind messy food ( watch me eat ribs lol ) I just hate it when I try to eat and 90% ends up on the plate and now i'm eating it in pieces.
David
I tweaked our burgers (me and the wife) to 6oz. Any bigger is just gluttony for people our age. Leaves room for LTO and still get your face around it
