Tiger Woods #2

[the dude abides]

Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

A. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball further.

 

[hoser]

Q. What did Tiger Woods and Elin do over the weekend?

A. Went "clubbing"

 

[bman62526]

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a seal?

They both know what it feels like to get clubbed by a Norweigian!

:-)

 

[the iceman]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive
a golf ball 300 yards.



Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide
between an iron or a wood.



Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!



What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.



The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are
calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.



Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
name?: Cheetah



Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second
hole.

 

[larry maddock]

I LUV IT

its sad when laff at others troubles---lol