Tiger Woods #2

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by the dude abides, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. the dude abides

    the dude abides Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?

    A. Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball further.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. hoser

    hoser Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Q. What did Tiger Woods and Elin do over the weekend?

    A. Went "clubbing" [​IMG]
     
  3. bman62526

    bman62526 Smoking Fanatic

    What does Tiger Woods have in common with a seal?

    They both know what it feels like to get clubbed by a Norweigian!

    :)
     
  4. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive
    a golf ball 300 yards.



    Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide
    between an iron or a wood.



    Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!



    What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.



    The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are
    calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.



    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
    name?: Cheetah



    Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second
    hole.
     
  5. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I LUV IT[​IMG]its sad when laff at others troubles---lol[​IMG]
     

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