The Official Dad Joke Thread

[homebeerbrewer]

So there’s a couple threads about jokes, but no official joke thread. I hereby declare this thread the official joke thread.

I’ll start.

What is black and white and red all over?

A hideously overcooked steak, further ruined by the addition of ketchup and mayonnaise.

 

[JckDanls 07]

This should go in the Jokes forums...

https://www.smokingmeatforums.com/forums/jokes.124/

 

[mneeley490]

This came out a few years ago, but still funny.
Dad Joke Survivors

 

[Up_In_Smoke]

So there’s a couple threads about jokes, but no official joke thread. I hereby declare this thread the official joke thread.

This place would rather have 50 threads for 50 jokes.

Why?
I have no idea.

 

[Brokenhandle]

Because they can! Is there anything else we can bitch about today? FFS!

Ryan

 

[Up_In_Smoke]

Because they can! Is there anything else we can bitch about today? FFS!

Ryan

Is that a challenge??

 

[Brokenhandle]

Is that a challenge??

Could be lol! And I'm not even retired.

Ryan

 

[Up_In_Smoke]

 

[JckDanls 07]

If I'm not bitching there's something wrong...

 

[ajbert]

A very common saying in the Navy is, "If the sailors aren't bitching then something is wrong."

 

[sawhorseray]

I POST JOKES ABOUT EVERY WEEK IN THE "JOKES" SECTION, THATS WHAT IT'S FOR. NOT AS MANY SEE THEM AS USED TO, MOST OF THE NEWBS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. THE HOME PAGE USED TO BE ALL COOKING AND SMOKING THREADS, SOMEHOW SLIPPED INTO BEING MORE ABOUT PERSONAL AND MEDICAL PROBLEMS. THE DAYS OF POPS AND THE BEAR ARE LONG GONE, WAY THE WORLD IS RIGHT NOW A LITTLE HUMOR CAN'T HURT.

 

[Brokenhandle]

I POST JOKES ABOUT EVERY WEEK IN THE "JOKES" SECTION, THATS WHAT IT'S FOR. NOT AS MANY SEE THEM AS USED TO, MOST OF THE NEWBS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. THE HOME PAGE USED TO BE ALL COOKING AND SMOKING THREADS, SOMEHOW SLIPPED INTO BEING MORE ABOUT PERSONAL AND MEDICAL PROBLEMS. THE DAYS OF POPS AND THE BEAR ARE LONG GONE, WAY THE WORLD IS RIGHT NOW A LITTLE HUMOR CAN'T HURT.

Absolutely!

Ryan