A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman
on a flight from Green Bay . After the plane
was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which
was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back
to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
on a flight from Green Bay . After the plane
was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which
was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back
to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
