The Morman and the Irishman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by flagriller, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman

    on a flight from Green Bay . After the plane

    was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which

    was promptly brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the

    Mormon if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be

    savagely raped by a dozen whores than

    let liquor touch my lips."

    The Irishman then handed his drink back

    to the attendant and said,

    "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
     
  2. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehehehe, where is the spew alert?
     

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